Did you miss me?

It's been awhile since I logged on and posted something. I have been struggling with what to write, but watching TV tonight it dawned on me.

Tuesday will be a very big election day, probably the biggest and most important of my lifetime. I am going to post some opinions on the fast approaching election.

"Undecideds" - The campaigning for this election has been going on for a year or more, and if you are one of the booger eating morons who show up in the opinion polls as someone who is "undecided", do your community, your county, your state, and your nation a great big effing favor and stay home on Tuesday. Pull the shades, drink some coffee, eat some ice cream, pamper yourself. But for the love of all that is good and holy Do.Not.Vote. If you are incapable of choosing a candidate by now you are too ignorant to participate in an election of this magnitude, and I don't want my representation being decided by you flipping a freaking coin when you get in the booth.

"The View" watchers - Same for you. If you find entertainment in watching those imbecilic left-wing dolts, I don't want you deciding the future of this nation either.

Since it's pretty obvious I'm a conservative, (it's in the subtitle of the blog fer cryin out loud) I also think that if you are not paying taxes, or if you receive more support than you pay in you also should stay home. In fact, I don't think you should be allowed to vote. PERIOD. Why? Because the Founders fought a war and sacrificed their fortunes and security because they were being taxed and had no say in how things were being run. (Remember your Schoolhouse Rock? "Hey! That's taxation without representation! And that's not fair!") Well, for all those who are not paying taxes, that's representation without taxation, and that's not fair either!

I think property owners are entitled to TWO votes.

While I'm at it, I believe you need to prove that you are a legal citizen of the United States before you are handed a ballot. Sue me. For that matter I think you should be required to prove that you are a natural born citizen before you get your name put on a ballot to run for President. I am a proponent of impeachment in case you haven't figured it out.

I think there should be an exam for everyone who wants to vote. The same exam that is given to immigrants going through the naturalization process. It is a basic civics and history exam. Pass it or you don't vote. Pretty effing simple. (Go here and see how YOU do.)

I believe early voting is unconstitutional.

I believe our men and women of the armed forces should vote before civilians do, and to deny them a ballot is treason punishable by hanging. In public.

I think electronic voting machines are bullshit. We should have to write the name of the candidate of our choice on the ballot. Spelling counts. If you cant do that, re-read above.

I believe people like Michael Moore, Joy Behar, Bill Maher, and all of the left-wing idiots Hollywood know-it-alls should just shut their effing cake holes.

I think the second amendment is my 'right to carry' permit. I think an armed society is a polite society.

There is probably a lot more I have to say about this, but it's giving me a headache.

So, if you have been living is a got damn cave for the last year, stay there until Wednesday, will ya? Mmmmkay?